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ear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that’s not a problem






LOLOLOLHAHAHAHA! Hilarious! XD

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What should be done has already done. It's up to them now. Hopefully i can get in.

*Fingers crossed*


But then, they are seriously pissing me off.
Just because that you are a well-known college, you can be so fucking arrogant, egoistic and picky?!! Fuck you man!
You are not my first option at all. Taylor's is always my first choice. Too bad they don't have degree. That's why i have to get in to Toa. Any benefits that you all gained from being that way? You are well-known is just because of the students there. Without the students, you are nothing! Nothing, hear that! 
Why can't you accept students like other colleges do!? I got a friend that already enrolled into Lim Kok Wing, Lim Kok Wing man! He can get in there easily, unlike mine. C'mon man. LKW, a well-known institute also, but they are not as arrogant and egoistic like Toa does! Most of my friends managed to transfer college successfully. But not me. 
Why the hell am i always the unlucky one!?
I thought everything will be fine after i hand over my portfolios and stuffs to them. Oh well, let's start from their service and manners. Suck, is the word i can describe. They never smile at all and behaved like a proud cock. They even show faces to you, like, in front of you, so obvious! Omg! Now i know why people hates Toa. Toa, college full of proud, arrogant, egoistic cocks. First, when i get there, they require this and that. Next, i have to take their english test and stupid questionnaires and ask you lame questions. Wtf. Then draw a potrait, again. I've noticed one thing, not here trying to show off or criticizing, but it's the fact, and still i can't believe it. Their english level... *coughs* You know what i mean. Was so shocked when i read through their test questions. Foods, waters.. WTF? And when i spoke english to the office workers and the counsellor, they can't even answer you properly and of course, what i've asked they explain another thing to me. =____= Sweat. And when i got back home, one of the admin called, saying that i have to take IELTS test. Why the hell you tell me that now!!? Fine! Then after that, they require course outline. I gave them my course outline but then they emailed me back, saying that they want course description, syllabus, details, assignments, blablabla.. so that they can go through the assessments in detail. Kanasai!!! Who the hell requires all these things for credit transfer!? We do not have so detailed course descriptions man! I did my very best and submitted everything. Plus, i don't think the colleges out there requires students that wanna transfer in to do that. I got friends that already transferred to other colleges like MMU, Taylor's, Sunway, LKW... Yet, i didn't see them facing difficulties in transferring at all. And their process of application is not so troublesome at all. Why mine!? Urgh! And why i'm always the unlucky one!?
If it's so freaking troublesome and complicating, i rather not enroll in.
Stupid.




I will go to Taylor's if they got Degree.


Too bad they don't. :((((((




Fuck you, Toa.







I am so not happy right now. Why some people are so happy with their life? Am i too jealous? Or am i way too competitive? Or compatible? Urgh. Somebody help me out. :'((((((





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I can't concentrate right now. Urgh.

Guess what, i never thought this would ever happen to me man, omggg..
CATERPILLARS IN MY ROOM!! Omfg!! How the heck on earth they climb their way in!!??
Thank god bubie called just now. If not, i wouldn't see them climbing on the wall. Oh my gosh!
First cockroaches and now caterpillars. So what's up next!? 
Freaking disgusting man! Till now the goosebumps are still all over my body, can't stop thinking of the creeping creatures. I guess there are more. But i can't find where the hell they came from.


So, i guess i'm hundred percent city girl.
And i don't think i'll survive if i stay in a kampung place.
Therefore i shall reconsider of my camping vacation plan.
Wtf.



Also, i hate the dog. No offence tho. This is the truth.
It'll attack people all of a sudden! And i didn't even do anything to it!
When i wanna drag her out of my room, she'll snap or bite my hand.
IS THIS DOG INSANE!??
I love dogs. But not this one.
Oh, it's a female by the way.
That's why i hate female animals. Always "pms" and grumpy all the time.
Since the guinea pigs are here, the dog is always, like forever sitting outside of my room and keep on sniffing.
Looks like it's guarding my room, but actually she's trying to find the chance to come into my room or maybe try to attack me?
This is pretty annoying. 
Urgh.

I miss home.
At least i can find comfort there and don't need to face all these.
=(

Hopefully i'll manage to find a better place to move in, though i like to stay in damansara.
Oh wait, before hoping for all these, here's the main thing, hopefully i can get in there. =(
Herherher.
Oh dear god, help.
:'((

ps: No more caterpillars, cockroaches or whatever insects, please!!

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Today is the happiest Friday ever since i've started my internship.
Because today is a public holiday! No work! Yo ho! XD

Went to Sunway Pyramid, Sungei Wang and  Lowyat with bubie today.
Lowyat is so not my place. Hate it!
Bought a black colour nail polish at the Skin Food store in Sunway Pyramid. ( Again? I know i know. Just can't get enough of black nail polishes! Hahaha. )
Wanted to buy their facial masks over there. Cuz i heard their masks are useful. Oh well, maybe next time then. =|  Teehee. I am addicted to applying masks ever since the first time i did that. It's so so comfy and cooling when it's on your face. Lol.
And then, this is the most unbelievable one. I bought a pair of contact lens that last for three months for 50 bucks. Wanted to wear that like years ago, in the end, bought them few years later. -___- Don't even dare to wear them after i heard those 'stories' about contact lens. Something like the lens will move everytime you blink your eyes, it'll fold up in your eyes when they dry up(wtf!?), sometimes it'll goes up into the eye lid(omgggwthhh!!??)...yadayadayada. Thank to you, mister! -_- You know who you are! Hmph! And it's too late to return back the lens and redeem your money. Urgh. Will try and see how. Somehow, wearing specs makes me feel safer, for now, though it is very very very uncomfortable and inconvenient.

And yea, plan to continue my sketches tomorrow.
Oh wait, i might be going to that place tomorrow for inquiries. Dang. I wish i won't hear any disappointing and sad.
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!
So damn nervous right now.
As if my heart is going to stop beating. And feel like crying at the same time.
Wtf.
Anyway.
God please bless me!!
Please please please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
T__T

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Went for "lou sang" lunch with all the colleagues today.

And i noticed that, not all the people over there are bad. Well yea, some are really fucked up.
But then there are nice and funny people over there too.

Can say most of them revealed their true self today. Hah.

Cuz there's this middle age malay lady. I never see her smile and to me she's pretty fierce and unfriendly, hardly ever see her smile.
But then, surprisingly, she asked me to follow her. By the time we sat in the car, she started to gossip and chat non stop. I was like, "Whoa, she can talk a lot!" And the most unexpecting one is, she suddenly flipped her hands and squealed, "Now i can buy my dvd!!!" Can you imagine that? Omg. =__=

This is the funniest "lou sang" that i've ever had in my life.
" More Money, More Wealth, More Health, More Food, More Holidays, More Cars, More Houses, More Girlfriends, More Boyfriends, More Children, More Grandchildren, More Husbands, More Wives, More Mistress, More Sex, More Sex, More Sex..."
What the heck.
=_______=
Can't help but laugh all the way. Even harder when they started to joke.

And of course, thanks to those that helped me on the food.

Lou Sang had made my day. =) Hee.

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I am back in KL. =(((
Being back to school is somehow not that depressing to be back to work.
I'm not going to work today, cuz i'm sick. But i have to go to work tomorrow.
FML.
How i wish i could get few days more of the holidays.
Urgh.

Why am i the one who dislikes internship?
All my friends they do really enjoy. But NOT me.
=/
This, *coughs* has something to do with the company. Well, yea, heh.

By the way, Moustache and Triffle will be staying with me for the week.
Cuz somebody can't take care of them. Hee.
Oh well, i'm happy! :)
At least i got something to accompany me here in this quiet, dead room.
Though i have to use the landlady's fridge to keep the vegetables. And this is really scary. Cuz, imma afraid that she will think what the hell is that bag of greenish stuffs doing in her fridge and then she'll throw away. =/
Aw, hope this won't happen. =s

Also, the toilet bowl has gone "missing" from the toilet.
Well, actually the toilet bowl already had problem one week ago and now she only repair???
Why never get it repaired when i'm away??
T.T
How the hell am i gonna do my business?!?!
Please do get the toilet bowl installed BY TODAY!! PLEASE!!
Gosh!
Life is miserable without a complete, proper toilet too! 

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Dang, i'm sick.
Sore throat, cough, flu and soon i think i'm gonna get fever.
=/ How am i gonna go back in a sick condition?
I still have to drive man!
Oh well, maybe i don't need to go to work on Monday then. Heh.
Cuz i'm so so so sick of that place. And yeah, doing the same old shit again and again.
Please, i rather go back to study life. Though i know i'm gonna be stressed.
But guess it's better than working, huh.
Stupid internship. Of course, thanks to internship, i learned lotsa things.


And yeah, i hate my brother, so much!

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It's the fifth day of Chinese New Year! Still i feel nothing at all.
The relatives has already gone back.
Soon i have to go back to that place.
And continue with the normal boring life again.

Can't sleep yesterday though. Was thinking about how my future will be like.
And planning it too, of course.
Heh.
Hopefully what i am hoping for will come true.

Now i feel like starting a new blog.
The old one is just way too messy.
With stuffs loaded in it for like past three years?
Oh well, wait till i can get into toa, i will start a new blog.

Everything has to be done before mid of March.
Well, IF i can get in, i'm planning to stop my internship.
Come back to Ipoh, have a full rest, and ready, set, go for a new life again.
That is, IF i can lah.
Ahah. =|

Owh, and i wanna start a scrap book, soon! :)

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Chinese New Year's coming! 

But still i feel nothing! 

Anyway will be going back Ipoh on Saturday 4am. Then when i reach Ipoh have to follow my dad to Penang. Sounds tiring, eh? Yea, it is. Tomorrow still gotta face the traffic jam thing, which, is a total disaster. Hopefully the highway won't jam around 4am or something. Can't wait to be back to Ipoh though. Will be there for one whole week! Yeah! :D Thank god the company allows me to take leave.

Just noticed that there are a few old college friends they are now studying in UTAR. Oooh goodness. I SHALL START AND FINISH MY SKETCHES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! I don't want this one and only chance to slip away. Bless me, god. :(

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It's has been a week since i've started my internship. Starting get used to it, perhaps? Or not. Just to know that, internship is not fun at all. Maybe it's because of the company? I don't know. All i know is, every morning when i wake up i will be in the most grumpy mood ever. And doing the same old damn shit again and again. Fml. I wonder when they gonna put me back in the design studio. Just because i am from Tarc then you all have to put me in the recruitment department. Fuck. Those Segi students they are able to do big projects just right after they got in. So not fair.

Fine. At least i get to know how's the real world like now. I hate it.

I don't wanna grow up. =(



At last, congratulations to my cousin brother!


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